The Office is Crappy/Awesome!

How do I say this without offending everyone in America right now? This is including all of my friends and possibly all of my family. I started thinking of if after Neil named all of his favorite t.v. shows and why he liked them. I watched the highly anticipated return of The Office. Holy crap! I can't watch that stuff. Now let me explain why...in my life if ever in an uncomfortable situation I will leave, or do what I can to make it less awkward. The show makes everyone feel awkward and tries to, and in my opinion is very successful in doing that. So why would you put yourself through that kind of anguish? The answer to that question is Dwight K. Shrute. I will put myself through that anguish to watch Dwight. Any time I can sit and watch any show and laugh so hard I cry (by myself) is something I remember for the rest of my life. For example, I was watching the one where Dwight gets back at Jim by dressing up as him and dressing like him and I was tickled to death...that is all.

FYI

After WWII Bob Dole returned from the war to be congratulated by Chuck Norris with a hand shake....the rest is history.

To Be Continued....

Post your comments as to what you think we are doing.

Spring Break

Yep I have a mowhawk. I think I look like a gentleman. When I go to church I part it down the middle and actually look very dignified. We were at Huntington Beach most of the time. If you have never been I suggest you go. It was a lot of fun. I even broke my skimboard riding some gnarly wave. Actually I think it broke in the back of my car putting 80 pound bags on top of it. I don't know why I told that story it makes me sound lame. My body obviously was not the one desired at the beach. Do I really stand like that everywhere I go? I am not that embarrassed at the way I look without a shirt but when you look at me compared to Matt... Im not impressed.
There was a paintball tournament on the beach and some of the balls came over the fence unbroken so we tried breaking them on each other.

Who Does This?

A-Attached or single: Single
B- Best friend: My family. Johnny, Taylor (cant have just one)
C- Cake or pie: Piecake. Just depends. Banana Cream, Molten at Chilis
D- Day of Choice: Sat
E- Essential Item: ipod
F- Favorite color: gray. seems weird but whenever i look for clothes they are always gray
G- Gummi bears or worms: Bears
H- Hometown: Pocatello
I- Indulgences: Soda
J- January or July: July
K- Kids: 0
L- Life is incomplete without: vacations
M- Marriage date: sometime in June
N- Number of Siblings: 5 sisters
O- Oranges or apples: Apples
P- Phobias or Fears: 3 things: Fake cheese, Clumps of hair, Human doo doo
Q- Quotes: I haven't slept for ten days cause that would be to long
R- Reason to smile: Knowing that I am graduating with a degree. Grades better than average. And having to get a job at Mcdonalds.
S- Season: Summer
T- Tag six: I can't I don't know anybody.
U- Unknown fact about me: My eyelid has been twitching for 2 months
V- Vegetarian or Meat eater: Meat
W- Worst habit: Drinking soda
X- X-ray or Ultrasound: I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
Y- Your favorite food:chicken
Z- Zippers or Zebras: Weird question. Only time in my life when I would have to choose between the two. I would love to ride a zebra.

I'm Not Nerdy

I was out meeting some people I knew I would never see again so I thought I would make up a name. When I introduced myself my mind went blank and I couldn't think of anything to say. Guess what came out....Cherith. No kidding, Cherith was the name that I gave. Funny thing is I was so surprised by the name I gave I didn't even crack a smile. They just gave me a funny look. By the way if you don't know the significance of the name Cherith I don't care for you as a person.
Now onto a different story. I was riding the scooter pictured above down the street and actually thinking I was pretty cool. I was listening to my ipod on shuffle and the song that came on was Michael Jackson's Leave Me Alone. It was then that I realized that I looked like a huge tool. (Still a cool song).

Mmmm cavities

So its midterms right now and all I do is study (ineffectively). I am so burned out I cant wait for a spring break. I have incredible study habits it usually consists of me buying a bunch on unhealthy snacks and finding anything to do to avoid actually studying. Seriously let me label the picture you are seeing: (from left to right) Dogs Head (not edible), Chocolate Covered Raisins, Sour Patch Watermelons, Cherry Coke, and Doritos. Honestly, would you want to study? The dog broke the fence today and ran away. Don't worry she came back three hours later. I'm sure she was running down the middle of the street anywhere she went. Thats what happens when I take her running and she gets out of her collar (happens all the time) then she thinks its a game when I try to get her to come to me. OOOH I get so pissed.