Maybe but definitely a Weirduh

I always wonder what people think of me. I am pretty random, and thats just with what comes out of my mouth. If you could only see what was in my head you would be wondering why I have so many commercial ideas involving monkeys and guns, and why I secretly aspire to direct commercials and movies staring Taylor as every character.
So if you were graduating what would you ask for? I was struggling with this same question because my friend, Mollie McKown, was graduating in graphic arts with emphasis in photography so we had to get her something. The only logical thing we thought of was a pogo stick....thats right a pogo stick. It was a blast. Okay its no plaque or garments but it rocked...I think, She may disagree.

Christmas

If any of you are looking for an early Christmas gift for me look no further...

The Bonsai Banana

Well all of your guesses were good. Sonya and Maggie were the closest with the bobsled and the sleds. As for Neil, well I will never eat hot dogs over there. At the end of the ski season every year Grand Targee has a cardboard sled race where you can make a sled out of cardboard tape and string. It's basically an excuse to get totally wasted and have fun. You can laugh at all the drunk a-holes make fools of themselves. I wish I had more pictures but the person who was supposed to was skiing and I had no way to contact him. A banana was a popular idea, there were two others but we added a twist. We dressed as Mr. Banana Grabber in a gorilla costume and threw banana's to the crowd the way down. The stupid mask had eye holes so small and we couldn't see a thing. We built the sled for speed less for aesthetics and we succeeded in doing just that. We were going so fast we ran into the fence at the end but not just that...for some reason the people who built the track decided it would be a good idea to build a ditch right before the wall to slow people down and make it so they couldn't jump the whole track. When we got to that point we jumped the ditch and ran directly into the wall. Taylor hit the wall I hit the back of Taylors head, and Johnny hit the back of my head. Taylor and Johnny got bloody noses and I got a fat lip. It may have hurt more if I wasn't laughing so hard. Go ahead and post some ideas for what we should make next year.

The Office is Crappy/Awesome!

How do I say this without offending everyone in America right now? This is including all of my friends and possibly all of my family. I started thinking of if after Neil named all of his favorite t.v. shows and why he liked them. I watched the highly anticipated return of The Office. Holy crap! I can't watch that stuff. Now let me explain why...in my life if ever in an uncomfortable situation I will leave, or do what I can to make it less awkward. The show makes everyone feel awkward and tries to, and in my opinion is very successful in doing that. So why would you put yourself through that kind of anguish? The answer to that question is Dwight K. Shrute. I will put myself through that anguish to watch Dwight. Any time I can sit and watch any show and laugh so hard I cry (by myself) is something I remember for the rest of my life. For example, I was watching the one where Dwight gets back at Jim by dressing up as him and dressing like him and I was tickled to death...that is all.

FYI

After WWII Bob Dole returned from the war to be congratulated by Chuck Norris with a hand shake....the rest is history.

To Be Continued....

Post your comments as to what you think we are doing.

Spring Break

Yep I have a mowhawk. I think I look like a gentleman. When I go to church I part it down the middle and actually look very dignified. We were at Huntington Beach most of the time. If you have never been I suggest you go. It was a lot of fun. I even broke my skimboard riding some gnarly wave. Actually I think it broke in the back of my car putting 80 pound bags on top of it. I don't know why I told that story it makes me sound lame. My body obviously was not the one desired at the beach. Do I really stand like that everywhere I go? I am not that embarrassed at the way I look without a shirt but when you look at me compared to Matt... Im not impressed.
There was a paintball tournament on the beach and some of the balls came over the fence unbroken so we tried breaking them on each other.

Who Does This?

A-Attached or single: Single
B- Best friend: My family. Johnny, Taylor (cant have just one)
C- Cake or pie: Piecake. Just depends. Banana Cream, Molten at Chilis
D- Day of Choice: Sat
E- Essential Item: ipod
F- Favorite color: gray. seems weird but whenever i look for clothes they are always gray
G- Gummi bears or worms: Bears
H- Hometown: Pocatello
I- Indulgences: Soda
J- January or July: July
K- Kids: 0
L- Life is incomplete without: vacations
M- Marriage date: sometime in June
N- Number of Siblings: 5 sisters
O- Oranges or apples: Apples
P- Phobias or Fears: 3 things: Fake cheese, Clumps of hair, Human doo doo
Q- Quotes: I haven't slept for ten days cause that would be to long
R- Reason to smile: Knowing that I am graduating with a degree. Grades better than average. And having to get a job at Mcdonalds.
S- Season: Summer
T- Tag six: I can't I don't know anybody.
U- Unknown fact about me: My eyelid has been twitching for 2 months
V- Vegetarian or Meat eater: Meat
W- Worst habit: Drinking soda
X- X-ray or Ultrasound: I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
Y- Your favorite food:chicken
Z- Zippers or Zebras: Weird question. Only time in my life when I would have to choose between the two. I would love to ride a zebra.